Merry Christmas, Movie House! 25 Days of Christmas Day 19: Big Bad Beetleborgs – Christmas Bells and Phasm’s Spells

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Ah, we’ve reached the bottom of the Saban barrel. After watching all the Christmas specials of Power Rangers and even one for V.R. Troopers, I just had to find a Big Bad Beetleborgs episode. As I said during the V.R. Troopers episode review, Big Bad Beetleborgs was another attempt by Saban to capitalize off the success of Power Rangers. It lasted a couple seasons, but like V.R. Troopers it never reached the same success as Power Rangers. I watched the show as a kid. I had a few of the action figures. I even had all of Flabber’s mansion. Flabber is this blue guy that helps the Beetleborgs that kind of looks like Jay Leno. Funny thing is the people who lived in that mansion had a good run in my toy playing days. They were all great heel jobbers to my wrestling toys. I couldn’t tell you how many times Stone Cold Steve Austin hit Blue Jay Leno with a Stone Cold Stunner and eliminated him from the Royal Rumble. I’ve put this off long enough. Let’s talk Big Bad Beetleborgs.

The Plot

Well, the bad guys don’t like this new Christmas stuff they are seeing so the main bad guy tells them to steal everything. That’s exactly what they do. I should point out that one of the bad guys sounds exactly like Demidevimon from Digimon. Good old Saban reusing voice actors. Beetleborgs differs from Power Rangers because there are three kids as the heroes instead of teenagers or adults playing teenagers. I don’t really like that difference in the same way I didn’t like Justin in Power Rangers Turbo. Kids don’t want to see other kids as superheroes. I hated it then and I hate it now. So what else is in this episode? There’s some rich kids who are probably the Bulk and Skull type characters of this show. They’re actually the best characters so again it’s similar to Power Rangers. I should mention the mansion place that Blue Jay Leno lives out also features the Universal movie monsters. There’s Frankenstein’s Monster, Dracula, the Wolfman, and the Mummy. They all have names, but that’s what I always called them. The kids find out the bad guys are stealing stuff and they actually morph into action. Finally, a Saban Christmas special where the heroes transform! They take care of the bad guys pretty quickly and even give them Christmas presents. The town is saved and even the rich kids are being nice. Flabber does a bad Santa impersonation and there’s plenty of bad singing during the episode. The episode also has a running gag of Flabber not saying Christmas right.

Final Analysis

This was pretty painful to sit through. As cheesy and silly as Power Rangers and V.R. Troopers were, it was never this bad. This show is way overboard on the cheese. It doesn’t help that the acting isn’t that great either. Some of these kid actors are just dreadful. No emotion in their voices at all. They are almost as bad as Troy from Power Rangers Megaforce. So the episode does its Christmas job, but it’s not really worth your time. A young kid might enjoy it. I must have enjoyed something about the show when I was a kid. I’m assuming it was the actual Beetleborg fights and not the kid actors. That’s one thing Power Rangers had going is that I always remembered the goofy non morphed scenes where the Rangers were being normal teenagers. The kids on this show aren’t worth my time to care about them. Maybe if I watched it from the beginning, but I doubt it. Go watch the Power Rangers Christmas episodes and even the V.R. Troopers one instead.

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Merry Christmas, Movie House! 25 Days of Christmas Day 18: Home Alone and Home Alone 2

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Holy crap I’m actually reviewing a movie! Hell, I’m reviewing two movies today! Today is a good day! So has a series ever had a greater first two movies than Home Alone and Home Alone 2 and then fallen off so terribly. I guess you could argue the Star Wars series or even Godfather, but there’s no way those films are worse than Home Alone 3, 4, and 5. Admittedly, I’ve never seen Home Alone 5 and I have no plans to see it. So if you’ve lived under a rock since 1990, Home Alone stars Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister who is an 8 and then a 10 year old boy that lives in Chicago. I have no idea why he aged two years. Kevin seems to have trouble with his family every Christmas and he ends up being left all alone!

I’m not even going to explain the plot of these films. Well maybe a quick summary. Kevin is “crapped on” by his family. His older brother, Buzz, always picks on him by calling him names and embarrassing Kevin. The parents support Buzz and Kevin complains to his mom. Kevin is forced to sleep on the third floor with Fuller who wets the bed.The parents wake up late and they either forget Kevin or Kevin ends up in New York. Kevin enjoys his time by himself by ordering pizza or going to Duncan’s Toy Chest. He runs into the Wet/Sticky Bandits named Harry (Joe Pesci) and Marv (The Wonder Years Narrator). Kevin meets a nice older person (Old Man Marley and Bird Lady) who help him in the end, but he’s the one who really helps them. The best parts of both films are the parts when Harry and Marv have to go through Kevin’s funland of traps to try and get him. The films end with an emotional embrace with Kevin and his mother, a Christmas celebration, and someone yelling at Kevin very loudly. So in essence, they are the same movie but still awesome.

Ten Favorite Scenes in Home Alone (No particular order since I couldn’t decide a favorite. So much to choose from too.)

1. Buzz’s Speech about Old Man Marley: It’s the perfect backstory for Old Man Marley. It’s entirely inaccurate but it creates the fear that Kevin has of him. The idea that Marley is the South Bend Shovel Slayer who kills people with shovels is hilarious. The fact that he would turn bodies into salt and salt the streets with it make it all the better.

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2. Kevin’s Cheese Pizza Debacle: I figured I would combine a few favorites of mine into once since they start during the same scene. It begins with Kevin wanting to know if any cheese pizza was left, but Buzz being a total asshole says somebody is going to have to barf it all up. Kevin attacks causing two more classic lines in the film: “Look what you did, you little jerk” and “Kevin, you’re such a disease” Two classic lines I still quote quite often spoken by Uncle Frank and Big Pete. Uncle Frank is a total douche, but he’s great.

3. The Toothbrush Criminal: Kevin needs to buy a new toothbrush, but he’s not sure if its approved by the American Dental Association. When he’s trying to get it checked out, Old Man Marley comes walking in. Kevin runs out of the story in fear of Marley. The old lady working there sends Jimmy to stop him, but Jimmy yells for a fat cop to get Kevin instead. Jimmy should be fired. Kevin outsmarts fat cop and gets away when he proclaims himself as a “criminal.” I like to think Old Man Marley paid for the toothbrush and that he told the old lady that Kevin was afraid of him.

4. “Buzz, you’re girlfriend….WOOF!!!”: Another very quotable line! In this scene, Kevin is looking through Buzz’s things when he comes across a picture of his scary looking girlfriend. Kevin’s expression is amazing when he sees it. http://woofmaker.com/ This site is amazing by the way. Another good part of this scene is Kevin’s reaction to a Playboy magazine: “No clothes on anybody. Sickening.”

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5. “Dangly Ones”: This is the scene where Kevin’s mom is in the airport trying to get some old people’s tickets. She’s not having lucky with the old man, but she is warming the heart of the old lady. She tries offering her earrings, but the old man retorts that his wife has shoeboxes full of earrings “dangly ones.” I don’t know why, but I always find this scene funny.

6. Tic Tac Santa: Kevin decides to visit Santa Claus before fighting the Wet Bandits for some last minute Christmas wishes. He tells Santa that he’s old enough to know how everything works and that he’s not the real Santa. It’s cute, but then we realize Kevin thinks this Santa works for the real Santa. Even more cute! The guy playing this Santa looks so cheap and low rate that it’s pretty funny. This was the best guy these people could hire. The best part is when he gives Kevin some spearmint Tic Tacs. “Don’t spoil your dinner.”

7. That Damn Spider: Buzz’s spider brings many great laughs through the movie and it’s built up so well. Buzz gives the description about how it eats worm guts and all that good stuff. When Kevin destroys Buzz’s room, we see the spider escape. Periodically after that we would see the spider wandering around the house until we Kevin sees it on the steps while Marv has a hold of his leg. Kevin does the smart thing and grabs the spider sticking it on Marv’s face. Marv lets out one of the great screams in cinematic history and it’s freaking hilarious. It’s followed up with the spider landing on Harry’s chest. “What are you doing, Marv?” Marv smacks Harry’s chest with a crowbar trying to hit the spider but he fails. It’s truly hysterical.

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8. John Candy and the Funeral from Hell: While trying to get home, Kevin’s mom runs into John Candy. Candy is a member of some traveling polka group and he’s nice enough to give her a ride to Chicago. They exchange stories and she tells Barf from Spaceballs how she left Kevin home alone. John Candy tells her that he left his kid at the funeral home once and that his son got over it after about 6 to 8 weeks. It’s a scene so out there that I can’t help but laugh at it.

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9. Old Man Marley Saves the Day: Before Kevin takes out the bad guys, he goes to church and finally talks with Marley. The Slayer tells him the rumors about him aren’t true (though the way he bashed Harry and Marv’s heads I’m not so sure) and they become friends. When Harry and Marv finally catch Kevin, Old Man Marley comes in and saves the day! It’s a great scene because it has been built up because of Buzz’s story from the beginning. It’s shocking that a shovel shot is what eventually took out Harry and Marv after all the abuse they went through. I guess when you are the South Bend Shovel Slayer, your shovel shots really hurt.

10. Reunited!!!!: You have to love the heartwarming end to Home Alone. Kevin is reunited with his mother. They have such a great moment that brings you to tears. Another great moment is Old Man Marley being reunited with his family. He and his son had a falling out, but Kevin told him to call his son. He did and everything is good between them now! Christmas miracles. The tears are running down my face!

Twenty Favorite Scenes in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (I couldn’t decide on just ten for this one.)

1. Nosy Little Pervert: The film starts off well with Uncle Frank being an asshole. Kevin needs to get a tie from the shower, but he hears Uncle Frank singing. He decides to record it, but Uncle Frank catches him and says, “Get out of here, you nosy little pervert or I’m going to slap you silly!” He then goes back to singing. It’s a great moment in the film. The best part is that Kevin uses it later on Tim Curry. Tim Curry is snooping around Kevin’s room and Kevin uses the inflatable clown to make it seem like someone is in the shower. Recorded Uncle Frank yells at Tim Curry and Tim Curry’s expressions are just hilarious. I probably could have done a top ten scenes of just Tim Curry in this film.

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2. A Troubled Young Man’s Christmas Pageant: Poor Kevin is always the butt of Buzz’s jokes. This time it occurs at the Christmas pageant. Kevin is doing a solo when Buzz pretends to play the drums with two candles on his head. Kevin pushes Buzz which results in everyone except Kevin falling down. The best part is the piano lady being taken out by a fake tree. We never find out her condition. I assume she’s in a coma. Buzz apologizes for this going into a fake apology spiel. Everyone buys it, but Buzz tells Kevin, “Beat that, you trout sniffer.” Kevin gets angry and it leads to Uncle Frank not wanting his vacation ruined. Kevin drops a bomb on him though, “Wouldn’t want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheap Skate.” You tell that evil Uncle Frank!

3. “Kevin’s not here”: This scene takes place after Kevin has landed in New York and the family has landed in Florida. They pass Kevin’s bags down through everyone, but the bags reach Fuller and apparently “Kevin’s not here.” Kevin’s bad makes it back to the mom who gives a classic laugh and then the “KEVIN!” scream. I think my favorite part might just be the look on the face of the old people when Fuller tells them to “Give this to Kevin.”

4. “Credit Card, You Got It”: Kevin made good use out of his recorder. He recorded a commercial for the Plaza Hotel earlier in the film and now it was time to use it to his advantage. He records his own dialogue and he slows down the tape to make it sound more grownup. It’s funny to me that this works, but I’m all for it. I still quote the credit card line to this day. It’s just a classic Home Alone scene. It also makes me want a little refrigerator with a key.

5. Pizahh: Tim Curry is a comedic genius. He makes the simplest things sound funny. This is a prime example of that. As established in the first film, Kevin loves cheese pizza. Of course being in New York City, he’s going to want some. He asks Tim Curry about the pizza and he says pizza in the most hilarious way possible. As a bonus entry, I forgot to include the line where he says, “Oh, Mr. McCallisterrrrr!” Tim Curry once again making everything funny.

6. Tim Curry in the Grinch: More funny Tim Curry. After he finds out Kevin has a stolen credit card, he lets out a big Grinch like smile. It’s so Grinch like that while Kevin’s watching the Grinch in his limo, they have a scene where it shows the Grinch smile and then Tim Curry’s smile. It’s so great. One of my favorite scenes in movie history. Tim Curry can do it all.

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7. “Stolennnn Credit Carddd”: I can’t get enough of Tim Curry. After Kevin’s first confrontation with Harry and Marv, he runs into the other villain of the film in Tim Curry. He’s so evil in telling Kevin about that stolen credit card. It leads to a chase with Kevin and the finest idiots in New York which leads us to number 8!

8. “I LOVE YOU”: Kevin leads the Tim Curry gang up to his room. He turns on the Angels with Filthy Souls video he had been watching earlier in the film. I should note this gag is used in the first film as well, but it’s done way better here. Tim Curry talks to the video while Johnny (the video mobster guy) talks back with Kevin’s spot on fast forwarding. Johnny wants Tim Curry to get on his knees and tell him he loves him. Tim Curry obliges, but Johnny wants him to do better than that. The way Tim Curry says it is one of the best things ever. I forgot to mention the part where Johnny says Tim Curry had been smooching with everyone like Little Moe with the Gimpy Leg and Cliff. Cliff just happens to be the name of the cop with Tim Curry’s hotel idiots. “It’s a lie.” Love it. They all get down on their knees and tell Johnny they love him but he still shoots like a “madman….with a gun” The scene ends with the classic, “Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! And a Happy New Year! Why did this film not win the Oscar that year? (Looks up winner) Unforgiven! I guarantee you that more people watch Home Alone 2 a year than Unforgiven. Screw that shit! (I’ve never seen Unforgiven. It could be a good movie for all I know.)

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9. Kevin’s Cab Ride from Hell: After running away from the Plaza Hotel, Kevin is on his own. He goes down a scary block with creepy homeless people and prostitutes. I should note that this film has a lot more New York City in it than Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan. Take note, Friday the 13th people! This is how you do a New York film! You can’t have Jason walk through Times Square just once and call it Jason Takes Manhattan! Anyways, Kevin calls for a cab and he tells the driver that it’s scary out there. “It ain’t much better in here, kid!” Nightmare fuel! I would have ran out of that taxi too if I was Kevin.

10. “I made the discovery”: Tim Curry is up to his antics again. Kevin’s family has made it to New York City and they talk to Tim Curry at the Plaza Hotel. Lots of great stuff happen in this scene. When asking about the credit card, Tim Curry happily proclaims, “I made the discovery.” You don’t get better line readings than that. We also get Kevin’s mom asking what kind of idiots work there and the female worker saying, “The finest in New York.” I love how they all smile after that line. The scene ends with Kevin’s mom saying how should would go through all the muggers and murderers. Tim Curry warns her of all the dangerous people and she slaps the shit out of him. “Do bundle up, it’s awfully cold outside.”

11. Christmas in the Trenches: When Kevin was kidnapped, Harry and Marv revealed their plan about robbing Duncan’s Toy Chest. Kevin realizes he can’t let this happen since the money there goes to sick children. Kevin throws a rock through the window while they are stealing the cash. Great lines here with “Merry Christmas, Harry” and “Happy Hanukkah, Marv!” Kevin takes there picture with another great line, “How’d my hair look?” Marv is such an idiot. They chase after Kevin, but Harry jumps on a teeter thing and then Marv jumps on the other side sending Harry flying into the air and landing on a car. Kevin takes another picture and Marv once again smiles. Damn you, Unforgiven!

12 .The Bricks of Death!: Harry and Marv follow Kevin to his Uncle Rob’s house. Harry and Marv don’t know Kevin has this place booby trapped. Kevin is at the top of the place and he chucks bricks at them. They hilariously hit Marv over and over again while Harry goads Kevin on. Marv’s cries to Harry make me laugh ever time. “Harrrreeeyyyy…Harreeyyyy”

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13. “Harry, I’ve Reached the Top”: Another one of my favorite quotes. Harry after taking some nails to the butt, crotch, and face finally makes it into the house. He’s so happy that’s he got inside and he delivers that quote. It’s just too bad there is no floor for him to walk on and he falls to the basement. “What a hole!”

14. The Electrocution of Marv: This is probably my overall favorite scene in the film. It never fails to make me laugh. Every time he turns into that damn skeleton, I lose it. It’s always funny. Marv should pretty much be dead from this shock, but nothing can kill these two. I love the build to the skeleton part. His hair progressively gets bigger until he finally changes into the skeleton.

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15. “That’s 3!”: A great gag in the first film is the paint can scene where Kevin tosses paint cans at Harry and Marv knocking them both down the stairs. Harry has learned his lesson this time, and he knows not to fall for that trick again. “He busted me right in my mouth, Marv.” The two of them make of injuries to fool Kevin, but Kevin’s not dumb. “Right in the schnozz!” After that line, Harry and Marv run up the steps but Kevin has other plans. He throws this big ass thing right at them knocking them both down the stars and back down to the basement. Adding more pain, Kevin cuts the thing and it rolls down and lands on the two. This film is brutal!

16. The Sound of a Tool Chest: Harry and Marv are never tired of pain. They make their way back up and Kevin is ready to hurt them some more. They pull a doorknob and they hear something coming down the steps. Instead of moving like smart people, they keep trying to listen. They pay the price as a tool chest smashes through the door and smashes them into the wall. The best part is them fixing their broken noses.

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17. Rope in Kerosene: The roles are reversed with Harry and Marv on the roof and Kevin on the ground. Marv tries to throw a brick at Kevin, “Suck brick, kid!” but he misses by a mile. They realize they must climb down a rope to reach Kevin because going back through the house is too dangerous. These guys aren’t very smart. Marv wonders why Harry is wearing aftershave, but Harry tells him, “That’s not aftershave, that’s kerosene.” Marv wonders why someone would put rope in kerosene and he gets his answer. Kevin lights the damn rope on fire. They try to go up but they end up falling off the rope. Somehow they survive again! These guys must be inhuman.

18. The Best Scream in Film History: Harry and Marv finally catch up to Kevin because Kevin slips on some ice. I’ve never been fond of that part, but the real part is when they take Kevin to Central Park. Harry is prepared to shoot Kevin, but the Bird Lady that Kevin befriended saves his life! Harry tries to shoot her too, but the goo they landed in from the fire rope won’t let him. She throws bird seed on them and the birds storm after Harry and Marv. They are attacking the two and Marv lets out the greatest scream ever recorded. It’s amazing!

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19. Rockefeller Center: Kevin’s mom has been looking for Kevin throughout the last bit of the film. She just misses him at Uncle Rob’s place. She talks to some cop that once played a Klingon on Star Trek and she figures out that Kevin must be at Rockefeller Center because he loves Christmas trees. Kevin is there asking Santa to bring back his family, but he wants his mother in particular. She finds him and they have another happy emotional ending.

20. Turtle Doves: Earlier in the film, Kevin talks to Mr. Duncan who owns Duncan’s Toy Chest. He gives Mr. Duncan extra money to go to the St. Jude Children’s Hospital, and Mr. Duncan really appreciates it. Mr. Duncan lets Kevin pick something off the tree to have, and he suggest the turtle doves. You take one turtle dove and you give it to another person so you will know they will always be in your heart. I like to think a forty year old Kevin still looks at his turtle dove and remembers the Bird Lady. When Kevin breaks the window of the store, he attached a note that apologized to Mr. Duncan. He mentions the turtle doves and Mr. Duncan is so happy about it. He gives the entire family presents because of this! This leads to another great scene where Buzz thanks Kevin for this vacation to New York City and for all the presents. Uncle Frank is even more thrilled when Buzz does his little toast. That cheap skate just wants more stuff. “Enough of this gooey shi….show of emotion.” I love that line. Great film!

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There you have it! Those are my favorite scenes from Home Alone and Home Alone 2! I love the films with all my heart. I make it a tradition to watch them every Christmas. It’s always worth seeing. I probably end up watching the films multiple times per year since a television network is always showing one of them even when it’s not Christmas. The movies are just that awesome. Way better than Unforgiven. No offense to Clint Eastwood but Chris Columbus has done more for me as a director than you probably ever will. First two Home Alone films and the first two Harry Potter films. Damn! He could have retired right there and called his career a success. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

Merry Christmas, Movie House! 25 Days of Christmas Day 17: V.R. Troopers – Santa’s Secret Trooper

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I was a Power Rangers guy growing up and I still am today. I love everything about that show from the cheesy acting to the awesome fight scenes. It’s something I will never get tired of watching. The good people of Saban back in the 90s decided to test that. Saban produced Power Rangers taking footage from the Super Sentai series in Japan. Power Rangers was a huge success, so Saban wanted to maximize this success by bringing in more shows from Japan. This is when we get shows like Masked Rider, Big Bad Beetleborgs, and today’s feature: V.R. Troopers. I enjoyed some V.R. Troopers when I was younger, but I never got into it as much as I did Power Rangers. I think that rang true for everyone since Power Rangers is still on today. V.R. Troopers features three teenagers as the V.R. Troopers. Ryan Steele is the leader of the bunch. I’ll be honest that I don’t know the personality traits of these characters well since this is the first episode I’ve watched in almost twenty years. I do know that Brad Hawkins who played Ryan Steele was almost cast as the White Ranger in Power Rangers while Jason David Frank was going to be the lead on V.R. Troopers which would be called Cybertron. Things worked out for the better. The other two characters are J.B. Reese and Kaitlin Star. Kaitlin Star is played by Sarah Brown who has made a living on the soap opera circuit. There’s a mentor character in Tao Chong and a professor that looks like an older Randy Jackson. There’s also a talking dog named Jeb. Let’s get going already.

The Plot

The Troopers are celebrating Christmas at Tao’s dojo. They are singing Christmas songs and cutting down trees. Your typical Saban Christmas. Thankfully it’s not a clip show. The Troopers and some kids meet an elf named Otto who works at the North Pole. I believe he was absent from I’m Dreaming of a White Ranger. I should note that V.R. Troopers plays like an episode of Power Rangers, but not as fun. The evil Grimlord. wants to kidnap the elf since he can grant wishes. I didn’t know elves had that power. Why didn’t Hermey the Elf just wish to be a dentist? The foot soldiers for Grimlord kidnap the elf and the bad guys mock him and make him grant a wish. The elf brings the Troopers to the bad guy’s lair and the elf took away their powers. I’m glad they had a good excuse for a reason to not let the Troopers morph. It’s a Saban tradition to not have a morphed fight in Christmas specials. The elf ends up tricking Grimlord into saying he wished he never met the elf and all is happily ever after. The kids are happy to see the elf back and they celebrate Christmas! Tao says they celebrate all religions actually once again proving that old school Saban cared more about other religions. Santa Claus shows up….and it’s the same Santa from I’m Dreaming of a White Ranger! Continuity! Power Rangers and V.R. Troopers take place in the same universe! Ryan’s father also shows up at the end and I’m guessing he had been gone for awhile. They sing one more song and Santa’s sleigh flies in front of the moon. Thankfully he doesn’t have a Robo Knight voice.

Final Analysis

It’s actually kind of entertaining. It’s fun in a cheesy Power Rangers way and I’d say it’s better than all the PR specials except I’m Dreaming of a White Ranger. I feel like it probably even advances the V.R. Troopers plot since his dad shows up at the end. I could be mistaken though. I’m happy the bad guy actually does something in this episode like what happened in I’m Dreaming of a White Ranger and Zeo’s A Season to Remember. So I’d probably recommend this for anybody who enjoys a fun, cheesy Christmas special. Nobody does cheese like Saban. Plus the evil guy has a great evil laugh and he pets an iguana. That’s awesome!

Merry Christmas, Movie House! 25 Days of Christmas Day 16: Charlie Brown’s Christmas Tales

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Oh, Chuck! Charlie Brown has been a staple of television since forever. We’ve grown up with his countless specials on television during Halloween, Thanksgiving, and of course Christmas. We all have seen the well known A Charlie Brown Christmas, but sometimes we get this newer tales like Charlie Brown’s Christmas Tales. How does this one hold up to the original? Let’s find out. Readers beware, you aren’t in for any scares!

The Plot

We get five separate parts in this Peanuts special. It starts with a Snoopy segment. He seems to be having troubles with cats and stuff. He bugs Lucy on the skating rink. Snoopy dresses up like Santa for some reason and poor Rerun tries to complain about not getting all the presents he wanted, but Snoopy just yells at him. The second part is dedicated to Linus and Linus is one of my favorites. Linus tries to write to Santa Claus, but he has no idea what he wants for Christmas. He even writes Santa to not come at one point. He talks to this girl at school who won’t tell him her name. She gives him a different name every day. She’s even Jezebel one day, but Linus points out the Old Testament problem. Linus sure does read his Bible a lot. Third part is about Sally Brown writing to Samantha Claus. I guess she didn’t know he was actually Santa Claus. She complains to Charlie Brown for not telling her, but he doesn’t listen since he was wrapping her present. She’s pleased that she gets a present. There’s also a bit with her arguing with a boy after taking his tree that fell over. The last two parts seem pretty lazy. Lucy’s part is just her trying to get presents from Schroeder and Linus. The final part is of course about Charlie Brown. It should be a grand finale, but it’s really rather bland. I honestly don’t remember what happens. I recall Woodstock getting Lucy’s bike that Charlie ordered for her. That’s all I remember. I even checked Wikipedia and it only has one sentence. “Charlie Brown and Sally prepare for Christmas together.” That’s all it said! That’s terrible!

Final Thoughts

The Linus and Sally segments were the best of the bunch with Linus getting the edge for giving me the most laughs. The last two parts were really boring. I was disappointed in that since I wanted some depressed Charlie Brown in this special. We didn’t even get depressed Charlie Brown. He seemed rather happy. Lame. The Snoopy stuff at the beginning was okay, but I could have done without it. So I would say two good segments, one okay segment, and two pretty bad segments. I’m not sure I’d recommend this one. Go watch A Charlie Brown Christmas instead.

Merry Christmas, Movie House! 25 Days of Christmas Day 15: That 70s’ Show – Christmas

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And we are back with another installment of That 70s’ Show! I never get tired of this show. It’s one of the few shows I can watch whenever it is on. It never fails to make me laugh at some point during the episode. This is the fourth Christmas episode. They got lazy with the title and just called it “Christmas.” Let’s jump into this review!

Poor Jackie is no longer on the cheerleading squad. That sucks for her. She wants Hyde to go to the Christmas dance to help her get back onto the squad. Nobody else wants to go, but Kitty said Red needed elves for when he played Santa at the mall. They all instantly jumped at the idea of going to the dance. Kelso is trying to prove to Brooke that he would make a good dad since he got her pregnant. She’s not really buying it unless he stays at the library with her. Kelso hates libraries. Donna is doing her DJ gig as Hot Donna so she can’t go to the party. At the party, Hyde and Jackie run into the head cheerleader bitch. Jackie and her squabble with each other. Eric, Kelso, Fez, and Hyde find out since they have graduated high school that they are cool because they are older guys. The girls love them. They don’t seem to love Fez though since they don’t remember him and they think he’s a waiter. Kelso feels bad and goes to the library to meet with Brooke. Eric was supposed to meet up with Donna while she was on the radio, but she finds out he is late because the high school girls are noticing him. She goes there to confront him, but she is also hit on by high school guys. They enjoy their being older together and all is good. Head cheerleader bitch gives Jackie her cheerleading job back, but she decides that she doesn’t want it. Fez gets put in the locker by football players. The best part of the episode is Red as Santa. He tells them about them that ponies die, slinkies suck, and that he doesn’t understand Vietnam. Bob tries to stop Red as Santa and Red finally agrees only for the cops to come after Bob Santa since Red is no longer in Santa costume. It’s pretty funny.

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Final Thoughts

The episode is worth is for the Red, Bob, and Kitty scenes. Red makes the perfect Grinch Santa. Everything else had good moments. I liked that Kelso had the heart to go to the library to see Brooke. Eric was pretty funny hitting on the girls. Fez did a really good beginning to Blue Christmas, but his singing sucked. Jackie captured the craziness of bitch cheerleaders well. Hyde did well playing off of her too. Donna got good time too with her Hot Donna show. Everyone got something to do, so I think the episode is enjoyable because of that. I will say that it could have easily have not been a Christmas episode if not for the Red stuff. I should mention the great end scene with Kelso at the library shaking Christmas presents and knowing exactly what is in all of them. Good episode. I liked the one before it a little better, but this is probably second best.

Merry Christmas, Movie House! 25 Days of Christmas Day 14: Boy Meets World – A Very Topanga Christmas

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So happy to return to Boy Meets World! It never gets old! The 3rd Christmas episode of the series features the classic Christmas Carol theme. Of course! It’s a staple of television Christmas specials. I’m surprised Boy Meets World waited until the 5th season to do it. Main difference in Boy Meets World season 5 is the addiction of Matthew Lawrence as Jack Hunter. He plays Shawn’s half brother who lived with his mom instead of their dad. Jack came up in a rich family as opposed to Shawn. How will the two get along on their first Christmas? What about Cory and Topanga? Find out now!

The Plot

The Matthews family is setting up their Christmas decorations. They have their eggnog and their aluminum tree. Topanga is staying over for Christmas this year because her parents (played by various actors over the years) are assholes. Topanga does things very differently on Christmas. She likes her cider,green tree, and she likes to open presents on Christmas Eve. This causes a dilemma between her and Cory. Cory is surprised to learn how different he actually is than Topanga. Eric is constantly complaining to Cory about it. He even asks if Topanga still wants Christmas on the 25th. Topanga wakes up at 3 in the morning to talk to Cory because she gets up that early sometimes. Cory is not used to this. His father is also up at that time. Alan gets Cory a good father/son talk about being married and how it sucks. He doesn’t really say it sucks. The next morning, Cory flips out on Topanga about their differences. He heads over to Shawn and Jack’s apartment. I guess Eric lives there too but he’s not really there in this episode. Shawn and Jack are spending their first Christmas together and they are looking for something in common. They eventually come to learn they both love ice skating so they go do that after Shawn tries to talk some sense into Cory. Cory falls asleep watching A Christmas Carol on TV when Mr. Feeny as the Ghost of Christmas Future talks to him. Feeny was in the episode earlier wanting to read the story, but Topanga wanted the whole family to act out the thing. I probably would have run away from Topanga too. Feeny shows Cory his future where he is fat and being taken care of by bald Eric. He only eats Christmas tree pancakes because of Topanga’s love of them. Topanga on the other hand is married to Jack which is really weird. Cory learns his lesson and he gives his promise ring to Topanga who also gives him one. It’s all a happy ending and Feeny gets to read A Christmas Carol!!!!! They all fall asleep listening to him read it. Poor Feeny!

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Final Thoughts

I’d probably move this episode up to my favorite Boy Meets World Christmas episode. Christmas is the central theme to the episode and it has an important theme of two different people who love each other trying to find common bonds during Christmas. Cory and Eric are the best parts of the episode. I guess I can include Feeny in there as well. Shawn and Eric are good in their scenes, but no great laughs come from them. I liked seeing Topanga and Cory work out their differences for the good of Christmas! It’s just too bad they breakup in the next few episodes. Damn you, Lauren! It’s still a good episode though. Worthy of a Christmas watch!

Merry Christmas, Movie House! 25 Days of Christmas Day 13: That 70s’ Show – An Eric Forman Christmas

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Yeah! Back to That 70s’ Show! This is the 3rd Christmas episode of the series. An Eric Forman Christmas is a season 4 episode in the series. The main cast is still in tact and we even get Tommy Chong as Leo which is awesome! It’s time to get into the review!

The Plot

Eric isn’t feeling the Christmas spirit. He’s depressed that Christmas isn’t as good as it was when he was younger. Kitty makes him throw a Christmas Pageant to get back into the Christmas spirit. Kelso is really excited to watch all the Rankin Bass specials like Rudolph, Little Drummer Boy, and Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town. I understand wanting to watch those too. They’re awesome. Everyone makes fun of him for watching them though and they say that those shows are for babies. Eric’s pageant is about the birth of Christ. The whole gang is cast into the parts of Mary, Joseph, and the Wise Men. Kelso wants Joseph and every other character to be space characters since he thinks God is from space. Red is having a Grinch Christmas because he hates Bob’s lights. He even tries to steal them and throw them away. Eric is fired from the pageant because Pastor Dave catches them smoking weed. Eric actually wasn’t doing it during that point. The pageant isn’t going well without Eric since Pastor Dave was tied up by the gang. Leo gives a speech about how they were killing the spirit of Christmas and they go to bring Eric back. Kelso has a pretty sweet dream where he’s in a Rankin Bass special talking to Rudolph,Santa, and the Little Drummer Boy. Kitty gives Eric a raincoat for Christmas since Eric jokingly said he wanted one when he really wanted a cassette player for his car. Thankfully for Eric, his friends bought him one to get him to come back to the play. They light up all of Bob’s Christmas lights and they take a nice photo to end the episode. Well almost! There’s a scene at the end when Kelso comes out during the pageant as a space man and Eric takes off his helmet. Kelso pretends to die without his helmet. It’s pretty funny.

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Final Thoughts

This was the best Christmas episode yet. So many funny scenes. I laughed my ass off during the Rankin Bass part. I wasn’t expecting that at all. I will say this episode didn’t highlight as many people as some of the others did. I feel Eric and Kelso got the biggest roles. I can relate to both since I’ve felt like Eric where Christmas isn’t as fun when you get older. I’ve also felt like Kelso where I just love watching all the awesome Rankin Bass specials at Christmas time. Plus I’m a person who still watches Power Rangers and never wants to grow up. Screw getting old! But yeah, none of the other characters really got anything to do. I did love Red being a Grinch to Bob though. I love everything Red does. Great episode!